Lyrics for Ho, Ho, Ho, And A Bottle Of Rum by JIMMY BUFFETT:
| | | Artist: | JIMMY BUFFETT |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Ho, Ho, Ho, And A Bottle Of Rum | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 76 | | | | Lyrics: | Santa's stressed out as the holiday season draws near
He's been doing the same job now going on
two thousand years
He's got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns
He hates to
admit it, but Xmas is more work than fun
He needs a vacation from bad decorations and
snow
Mr. Claus has a has escape plans, a secret that only he knows
Beaches and palm trees
appear night and day in his dreams
A break from his wife, half-frozen in life
The elves and
that damn reindeer team
Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum
Santa's run off to the
Caribbean
He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun]
Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of
rhum
Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren't good
He wants to go back to
simple toys made out of wood
Just for the weekend he's like to be Peter Pan
Get out of his
long johns and dance with a sword in the sand
Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum
Snata's
off to the Caribbean
Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums
Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of
rhum
Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum
Santa's off to the Caribbean
A week in the
tropics and he'll be alright
Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight
Merry Christmas to
all and to all good night | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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