| Lyrics: | Gaston: Richard White
Lefou: Jesse Corti
MAURICE:
Help! Someone help me!
INNKEEPER : Maurice?
MAURICE: Please! Please! I
need your help!
He's got her, he's got her locked in the dungeon
LEFOU: Who?
MAURICE: Belle! We must go! Not a minute to lose!
GASTON:
Whoa! Slow down Maurice! Who's got Belle locked in
a dungeon?
MAURICE: A Beast! A horrible, monstrous Beast!
BEERDRINKERS:
BEERDRINKER ONE: Is it a big Beast?
MAURICE: Huge!
BEERDRINKER TWO:
With a long, ugly snout?
MAURICE: Hideously ugly!
BEERDRINKER THREE: And
sharp, cruel fangs?
MAURICE: Yes, yes! Will you help me?
GASTON: All
right, old man. We'll help you out.
MAURICE: You will? Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
[Maurice is expelled]
INKEEPER: Crazy old
Maurice!
BEERDRINKER ONE: He's always good for a laugh.
GASTON: Crazy old
Maurice. Hmmmmm. Crazy old Maurice. Hmm.
GASTON
Lefou, I'm afraid I've been
thinking.
LEFOU
A dangerous pastime,
GASTON
I know.
But that
wacky old coot is Belle's father,
and his sanity's only "so-so".
Now the wheels in my head
have been turning,
since I looked at that loony old man.
See, I promised myself I'd be
married to Belle,
and right now I'm evolving a plan!
(to Lefou)
LEFOU
If I .... (whisper) ...
Yes!
Then we'd ... (whisper) ...
No!
Would she?
... (whisper) ... Guess!
Now I
get it!
BOTH
Let's go!
No one plots like Gaston,
Takes cheap shots like
Gaston,
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston.
CHORUS
So his
marriage we soon will be celebrating!
My, what a guy!
Gaston |
