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Lyrics for Drowning Witch by Zappa Frank:
| | | Artist: | Zappa Frank |
| | Album: | Ship Arriving Too Late | | Track: | Drowning Witch | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 361 | | | | Lyrics: | There's a ship arriving too late
To save a drowning witch
She was swimmin'
along
Tryin' to keep a date
With a Merchant Marine
Who told her he was really
rich
But it doesn't matter no more
She's on the ocean floor
'N the water's all green
down there
'N it's not very clean down there
'N water snakes
'N rusty wrecks
Is
all that she can see
As the light goes dim
And she's tryin' to swim
Will she make
it?
(Boy, we sure hope so...)
Not even a witch oughta be caught
On the bottom
of America's spew-infested
Waterways, hey-hey
She could get radiation all over
her
She could mutate insanely...
She could mutate insanely... (that's right)
She
could go on the freeway and grow up to be 15 feet tall
And scary-lookin'
And
then...
Cars could crash all over the place
As a result of people with Hawaiian shirts
on...
Lookin' up to see her face
Sardines in her eyebrows
Lobsters up and down
her forehead(*)
All of them HORRIBLY LARGE FROM RADIATION
And smelling very bad
And
DANGEROUS!
Maybe a submarine could save her
And bring her home to the
Navy...
For some kind of ritual sacrifice...
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(*) "forehead" is the
'official' version, but in concerts
the word would be replaced with "pudenda" (e.g. on "You
Can't
Do It On Stage Anymore, vol 3)
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