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Lyrics for Muffin Man by Zappa Frank:



Artist:Zappa Frank
Taken from the album Bongo Fury by Zappa Frank
Album:Bongo Fury
Track:Muffin Man
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
Views:352
 
Lyrics:The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the
Utility Muffin Research
Kitchen... Reaching for an oversized chrome
spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried
muffin remnants and
brushing his scapular aside procceds to dump these inside of
his
shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:

"SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES BETTER. I
FOR ONE CARE LESS FOR THEM!"

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully
charged
icing anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green
rosette (oh ah yuk
yuk... let's try that again...!) He poots forth a
quarter-ounce green rosette near the summit
of a dense but radiant
muffin of his own design.
Later he says:

"SOME PEOPLE...
SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES EXCLUSIVELT, WHILE I
MYSELF SAY THERE IS NAUGHT NOR OUGHT THERE BE
NOTHING SO EXALTED ON
THE FACE OF GOD'S GREY EARTH AS THAT PRINCE OF FOODS... THE
MUFFIN!"


Girl you though he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around
till you found
That he didn't know nuthin'

Girl you thought he was a man
But he
only was a-puffin'
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him
stuffin'

Bruce Fowler on trombone, Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax, and
lead
vocals, Terry Bozzio on drums, Tom Fowler on bass, Denny Walley
on slide, George Duke on
keyboards, Captain Beefheart on vocals, and
soprano sax, and madness. Thank you very much for
coming to the
concert tonight. Hope you enjoyed it. Goodnight Austin, Texas, where
ever
you are
 
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