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Lyrics for Watermelon In Easter Hay by Zappa Frank:



Artist:Zappa Frank
Taken from the album Miscellaneous by Zappa Frank
Album:Miscellaneous
Track:Watermelon In Easter Hay
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
Views:331
 
Lyrics:Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Ike Willis (lead vocals)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)
Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Vinnie Colaiuta (drums)

Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...Joe has just worked himself into an imaginary frenzy during the
fade- out of his imaginary song...He begins to feel depressed now. He knows the end is near. He has
realized at last that imaginary guitar notes and imaginary vocals exist only in the imagination of
The Imaginer...and... ultimately, who gives a fuck anyway...So...So... Excuse me...So...Who gives a
fuck anyway? So he goes back to his ugly little room and quietly dreams his last imaginary guitar
solo...

(after the song ends)
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...As you can see, MUSIC can get you pretty fucked up...Take a tip
from Joe, do like he did, hock your imaginary guitar and get a good job...Joe did, and he's a happy
guy now, on the day shift at the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen, arrogantly twisting the sterile
canvas snoot of a fully-charged icing anointment utensil. And every time a nice little muffin comes
by on the belt, he poots forth...

And if this doesn't convince you that MUSIC causes BIG TROUBLE...then maybe I should turn off my
plastic megaphone and sing the last song on the album in my regular voice...
 
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