| Lyrics: | Cause he gets up in the morning,
And he goes to work at nine,
And he comes back home at
five-thirty,
Gets the same train every time.
'Cause his world is built 'round
punctuality,
It never fails.
And he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so
fine,
And he's oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
He's a well respected man
about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively.
And his mother goes to
meetings,
While his father pulls the maid,
And she stirs the tea with
councilors,
While discussing foreign trade,
And she passes looks, as well as bills
At
every suave young man
'Cause he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's
oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
He's a well respected man about town,
Doing
the best things so conservatively.
And he likes his own backyard,
And he likes his
fags the best,
'Cause he's better than the rest,
And his own sweat smells the
best,
And he hopes to grab his father's loot,
When Pater passes on.
'Cause he's
oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so healthy,
In his body and his
mind.
He's a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so
conservatively.
And he plays at stocks and shares,
And he goes to the
Regatta,
And he adores the girl next door,
'Cause he's dying to get at her,
But his
mother knows the best about
The matrimonial stakes.
'Cause he's oh, so
good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so healthy,
In his body and his
mind.
He's a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively |
