| Lyrics: | Bert: Ernie .... Ernie .... Ernie, I'm tired of that program .... Ernie, we've been watching
television all day [or for several hours?] and I'd like to play a record now .... Ernie?
Ernie: Shh, Bert! Keep it down, I'm trying to watch television.
Bert: Okay,
smart guy, you watch your ol' TV. I'm going to play a record anyway.
[Bert promptly
marches back to the record player, starts playing jazzy music and dancing to it. Note: the TV,
record player, etc., are continuous throughout the arguement.]
Ernie: Bert?! BERT! Hey, I
can't hear the television! [No response] Bert?! Okay, if that's the way you want to be about it ....
[he goes over the radio, turns it on loudly, starts humming along] (This is where I get lost, as
there is so much noise to hear either clearly.)
Bert: Ernie! Alright Ernie! [whereupon he
runs over to the blender and turns that on] Alright, HERE!
[By now the place is full of
noise.]
Ernie: OH YEAH?!
Bert: YEAH! YOU LIKE IT??!
Ernie: OH YEAH!!
(POOOOOOOOF! All the lights go out, the sounds quit, we see only Ernie |
