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Lyrics for LAMC by Tool:
| | | Artist: | Tool |
| | Album: | Salival | | Track: | LAMC | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 755 | | | | Lyrics: | dialtone, touch-tone dialing, ring, ring)
Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Municipal
Court.
This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries.
If after using this
system, your question is not answered,
please, stay on the line
and a representative will
be with you shortly.
If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1.
If
you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2.
If you are calling from a pay phone,
please press 3.
If you are calling from a car phone, please press 4.
If you are calling
from a secret-spy phone, please press 5.
If you are calling from a princess, phone, please
press 6
If you are calling from a car fax, please press 7.
and If you are calling from a
rotary phone, please, stay on the line
Make your selection at any
time.
(touch-tone 1)
Make your selection at any time.
(three
touch-tone 1's)
For information in English, please press 1.
For information in
Spanish, please press 2.
For information in Japanese, please press 3.
For information in
Chinese, please press 4.
For information in Dutch, please press 5.
For information in
Latvian, please press 6.
For information in French, please press 7.
For information in
Yiddish, please press 8.
For information in Ig-pay Atin-lay, lease-pay ress-pay
ine-nay.
(touch-tone 1)
If you are responding to a notice from the City
Attorney's office, press 3.
To check the amount due on a parking ticket, press 4.
If you
believe you are ticketed in error because your disabled person
placard or your preferential
parking permit was clearly displayed, or
your vehicle is disabled, press 5.
For all other
traffic related matters, press 6.
(long touch-tone 6)
Please make a selection
at any time.
(three touch-tone 6's)
For traffic school information, press
1.
For payment inormation, press 2.
For court locations, press 3.
For general ticket
and warrant information, press 4.
For court appearance and bail information, press 5.
For
traffic court appointment information, press 6.
(four touch-tone 6's)
If you
need to make a traffic court appointment, please press 1,
unless you have not filled out a DD
form 3018, in which case,
please press 2. To receive a blank DD form 3018, please
come
down to the Los Angeles Municipal Court building during normal
business hours. If
you have filled out DD form 3018, but have
not reported to the City Attorney's office, please
press 3.
If you are not receiving physical therapy but have a relative that
voted
'no' on Proposition 187 * and have collected a notarized waiver
from said relative, and have
attached said waiver in triplicate to
said form, please press 4, unless of course, said
relative is not
a naturalized citizen, in which case, please press 5.
If you are
receiving physical therapy from a naturalized citizen but
have not voted 'yes' or 'no' on
Proposition 187 and have not reported
to the City Attorney, but have filled out form DD 3018,
please
press 6.
Of course, if you have not had your eyes tested by your
local
Department of Motor Vehicles in the last three years, in which case
press 7. If you
have had your eyes tested AND voted 'yes' on
Proposition 187, and have your DD form 3018 filled
out and
have already reported to the City Attorney but have never been called
in for jury
duty, press 8.
(touch-tone entry)
Make your selection at any
time.
(here begins the touch-tone frenzy)
Make your selection at any
time.
The system is waiting for a touch tone entry.
The system is waiting for a
touch tone entry.
There is a possibility that you have made an error in
selecting
your message. Please try again.
The system is waiting for a touch tone
entry.
There is a possibility that you have made an error in
selecting your message.
Please try again.
I'm sorry, but we are unable to interpret your request.
Please
call back during normal business hours.
(CLICK ... sound of dialing)
Thank you
for calling the Los Angeles Municipal Court.
This is an automated system that can handle most
inquiries.
If after using this system, your question is not answered,
please, stay on the
line
and a representative will be with you shortly.
(fades out on)
If you are
calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1.
If you are calling from a cellular phone,
please press 2.
* Proposition 187 was a Californian measure put to the
voters, aimed at
preventing illegal immigrants from obtaining welfare and other
social
benefits. Californians voted yes to it in 1994, although its
enforceability and
legality in the US appear to be under question | | | |
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