| Lyrics: | Menken & Ashman)
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazad-ie had a thousand
tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never
fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You
got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll
say
Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take you
order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no
Life is
your restaurant
And I'm your maitre'd
C'mon whisper what you want
You ain't never
had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The
king, the shah
Say what you wish
Its yours! true dish
How about a little more
Baklava?
Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help
you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me
Can your friends do this?
Do your
friends do that?
Do your friendd pulls this out their little hat?
Can your friends go,
poof!
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make
the sucker disappear?
So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer
all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your charge
d'affaires
I got a powerful eurge to help you out
So what-cha? I really want to
know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like
so- and oh
Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big
nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never
had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me,
hah |
