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Lyrics for Tune Up 2 by Various Artists:
| | | Artist: | Various Artists |
| | Album: | Rent Soundtrack, Cast Recording | | Track: | Tune Up 2 | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 268 | | | | Lyrics: | MARK
Tell the folks at home what you're doing Roger
ROGER
I'm writing one great
song --
MARK
The phone rings.
ROGER
Yesss!
MARK
We
screen.
ROGER & MARK'S ANSWERING MACHINE
"Speak" ... ("Beeeep!")
(Lights
fade up on the street: the front-door area of MARK and
ROGER's building. Nearby is a battered
public pay phone. TOM
COLLINS stands at the phone.)
COLLINS
"Chestnuts roasting
---"
ROGER & MARK
(as MARK picks up the
phone)
Collins!
COLLINS
I'm
downstairs
MARK
Hey!
COLLINS
Roger picked up the
phone??
MARK
No, it's me.
COLLINS
Throw down the
key.
MARK
A wild night is now pre-ordained
COLLINS
I may be
detained.
MARK
What does he mean...?
What do you mean
"detained"?
BENNY
Ho ho ho.
MARK & ROGER
Benny!
Shit.
BENNY
Dudes, I'm on my way
MARK & ROGER
Great!
Fuck.
BENNY
I need the rent
MARK
What
rent?
BENNY
This past year's rent which I let slide
MARK
Let slide?
You said we were 'golden'
ROGER
When you bought the
building
MARK
When we were roommates
ROGER
Remember -- you lived
here!?
BENNY
How could I forget?
You, me, Collins and Maureen
How is the
drama queen?
MARK
She's performing tonight
BENNY
I know.
Still
her production manager?
MARK
Two days ago I was bumped
BENNY
You
still dating her?
MARK
Last month I was dumped
ROGER
She's in
love
BENNY
She's got a new man?
MARK
Well --
no
BENNY
What's his name?
BOTH
Joanne
BENNY
Rent, my
amigos, is due
Or I will have to evict you
Be there in a few
(ROGER defiantly
picks out Musetta's theme from Puccini's La
Boheme on the electric guitar. The fuse blows on
the amp.)
MARK
The power blows | | | |
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