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Lyrics for A Christmas Song by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | Miscellaneous | | Track: | A Christmas Song | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 282 | | | | Lyrics: | Well,um it's the holiday season
And Santas' been checkin' his list to see whos' been naughty
or nice
And I'm kinda feelin' guilty
So I wrote a song
So many
presents, so little time
Santa won't be coming
By my house this year
'Cause I
tried to drown my sister
And I pierced my ear
Oh mama made it perfectly clear
Santa don't like bad boys
Especially Jewish ones
Skanif-kanof and Lego blocks
Are what I desire
So, why'd I have to set
The pizza guy's hair on fire
I told him I was sorry, I'm a liar
So, no toys for me
I don't deserve 'em
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I couldn't wait for a big wheel
As the holiday neared
But then I told my
grandma
That she had a beard
(speaking) Dear Santa,
I know what my
problem is
Why I can't be good
It's a fear of intimacy
You see, my whole
life
Whenever I've met someone
really great like you and,
I keep feeling
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I'm getting too close to them
Something inside me
Makes me want to screw it up
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So in a weird way
The reason I'm so bad is because
I love you so much Santa
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Rock 'em, Sock 'em robots
Is what I was hopin' for
But then I made a death
threat
To Vice President Gore
Oh Santa won't be knockin' on my door
'Cause he's
a big fat whore
What made me say that!?
Chutes and Ladders
Would be so
good indeed
So why's I have to sell
That cop a bag of weed
So Santa
please give me
My Easy Bake Oven
I swear I thought Billy goats
Were made for
lovin'
So Santa won't you
Accept my appoligies
Santa can't you see
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I'm beggin' you please
Oh Santa, next year
I'll do you right
Live from New
York
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