| Lyrics: | [ Not actually on the CD but included in the songbook . . .
Subsequent to the events you have
just witnessed,
similar events in cities across America,
events which bore a striking
resemblance
to the ones you have just seen, began occurring.
Subsequent to the events you
have just witnessed,
unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California
made the acquaintance of a
new breed of flytrap
and got sweet-talked into feeding it blood.
Thus the plants worked
their terrible will,
finding jerks who would feed them their fill.
And the plants proceeded
to grow and grow,
and begin what they came here to do,
which was essentially to eat
Cleveland
and Des Moines and Peoria and New York . . .
and where you live!]
They may
offer you fortune and fame, love and money and instant acclaim.
But whatever they offer you,
don't feed the plants.
They may offer you lots of cheap thrills, dates and discos in
Beverly
Hills.
But whatever they offer you, don't feed the plants.
Look out! Here comes
Audrey Two.
Look out! Here I come for you.
(Here I come for you.)
Here I come for
you.
(Here I come for you.)
Hold your hat and hang on to your soul.
Something's coming
to eat the world whole.
If we fight it we've still got a chance.
But whatever they offer
you,
though they're slopping the trough for you,
please, whatever they offer you, don't feed
the plants.
(We'll have tomorrow.)
Don't feed the plants. |
