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Lyrics for Bum Biddy by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Bum Biddy | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 305 | | | | Lyrics: | Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey
either through basketball or the mall or
various odd
jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollar
And I'm guessing 99%
of you have either laughed in Whitey's
face or ruthlessly made fun of his feet or voice or
sister
or shortness when he wasn't looking
But the next time you'd see him he'd still go
out of his way to
smile and wave at you and ask you about your mother's
operation or
something like that because he, unlike us,
actually cares about someone other than himself
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The reason I bring this up to you is because I was the worst
offender of all
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My life was simply going nowhere
Then a tiny little man rushed to my side
He
should've gotten a big thank you
Instead he got a Porta-Potti ride
I was such a
s***head
But he never quit on me
'Til I told him he was useless
And his sister was
freaky
Once when we were watching Sunday football
A fuzzy screen was all that we could
see
Whitey came over with a hanger
And spent the game atop our T.V.
And
when the lightning struck him
He let out a wicked, loud yell
But we just turned up the
volume
And ignored the burning smell
We should all rot in hell
I went to
high school with Whitey
As a joke I told him to meet me at the prom
When he got there, I
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