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Lyrics for The Chanukah Song (ii) by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | Miscellaneous | | Track: | The Chanukah Song (ii) | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 173 | | | | Lyrics: | Performed by adam sandler
Contributed by marc lachance
Put on your
yarmulke
Its time for chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate chanukah
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Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight
crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a christmas
tree
Here's a new list of people who are jewish
Just like you and me
Winona ryder,
Drinks manischewitz wine
Then spins a draydle with ralph lauren and
calvin klein
Guess who gives and receives
Loads of chanukah toys
The
girls from veruca salt and all three beastie boys
Lenny kravitz is half jewish,
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Courtney love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass jew
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We got harvey keitel
And flash dancer jennifer beals
Yasmine bleeth from baywatch
is jewish
And yes her boobs are real
Put on your yarmulka
Its time for
chanukah
2 time ocsar winning dustin hoffmanaka
Celebrates chanukah
O.j. simpson
Still not a jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for
scooby doo
Bob dylan was born a jew
Then he wasn't
But now he's
back,
Mary tyler moore's husband is jewish
'cause we're pretty good in the sack.
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Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the pga tour
No i'm not talking about tiger
woods
I'm talkin' about mr. happy gilmore.
So many jews are in the show biz
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Bruce springsteen isn't
But my mother thinks he is.
Tell the
world-amanaka
It's time for chanukah
It's not pronounced ch-nakah
The c is
silent in chanukah
So get your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in tijuanaka
If you
really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy chanukah! | | | |
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