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Lyrics for Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 176 | | | | Lyrics: | He said he'd be here at seven
The clock just hit 7:22
It's too cold outside
To
wait for my ride
Watching mama try out a new doo (Bruins)
He said he'd be here at
seven
But it just hit 7:35 (already?)
Here in Brockton, Mass.,
I got my thumb in
my ass
Mama's combing up a big beehive (Celtics)
Where the fuck is he?
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Where the fuck is he?
The bitch doesn't even bother calling
Even though it's
7:44 (I fell asleep, pally)
I'm feeling kinda antsy
Mama's getting fancy
Slicking
back a wet pompadour (Red Sox)
He said he'd be here at seven
It's closing in on
8:01 (Trimmin' the ‘stache, kid)
Me lookin' like a sap
In a wool
knit cap
Mama's next move is a bun (fuckin' Patriots)
Where the fuck is he? (My
pants are still in the dryer, dude)
Where the fuck is he? (I couldn't find my fuckin'
snowboots, pal)
I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover)
Oh, no (Massive hailstorm,
massive hailstorm, massive)
That stupid little punk
He's probably fuckin'
drunk
I bet he drank a case
Wanna pop him in the face right now
Mama's eyebrow
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Wicked good
Wicked good (Oh, GOD)
Wicked good
Wicked good (Fuck yeah)
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Wicked good
Wicked good (Pisser?)
Well my friend is still a no-show
And
I'm getting' fucking pissed (Why?)
‘Cause I could've gone with
Charlie
In the side of his Harley
Mama's on the phone with a stylist (Fuck Charlie!)
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So I guess I ain't going out tonight
‘Cause the digits say
12:09 (Shit-faced)
But call the operator
‘Cause one perm later
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Mama's hair sure do look fine (Heffenreffer!!!)
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